We’ve been far too lazy and not wrote anything in a long time. I blame Juanita!!
- S
What else do you do on a saturday night but listen to the lord of the rings soundtrack with a cup of tea? I’m either really lame or really british…
- S
Need I say more?
You should have seen this coming, guys.
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Q. What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
I’m not sure why I keep making shit jokes, but I’m having a blast with them!
- S
The Frightened Turtle Shit
The kind of poo that pokes it’s little brown head out of it’s hidey hole for a quick peek and then push themselves back inside again.
Have you ever taken a shit that was that painful you wish you had an epidural before hand?
- S
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Joke Time
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
Ghost Shit
You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl…
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Kiss the Christmas poo!
(via topherchris)